The Devil's Bris CD --
Something wicked this way comes! Direct from the underground New York City
Goth scene comes the long-awaited musical debut of Voltaire. Enter a world
where gypsy violins, Celtic rhythms and mournful cellos meet sardonic wit
and unbridled sarcasm in a dark stew of fin-de-siecle mayhem!
The Devil's Bris, The Three Penny Opera for the 20th century,
includes twelve songs of love, loss, revenge and dismemberment sure to
bring a smile to even the darkest of souls.
Almost Human CD --
Spontaneously full of mirth and dark humor, Almost Human blurs the
gap between the 18th and 21st centuries. This is pop music for a parallel
universe, where Morrissey is the Queen of England and electricity was
never discovered. Singing in a deep, velvety croon with all the passion,
sorrow and bitterness of a fallen angel, Voltaire has crafted an album
full of haunting Old World melodies and memorable pop tunes that you won't
be able to get out of your head without a guillotine.
FEWTURE MODELS presents the Chi-Chian Resin Statue! Straight from the
pages of the Sirius comic-book miniseries, our heroine strikes a sultry
pose atop a mass of translucent amber worms. Designed by Voltaire,
beautifully sculpted in 1:8 scale by Shigeru Yamazaki and meticulously
painted, the Chi-Chian statue impeccably captures the beauty, sensuality
and innocence of this enigmatic character.
Update: Previously we announced that this statue was completely sold out.
Well rumor has it that a small number of Chi-Chian statues has been located
in a crate, on a boat on it's way to US shores! Contact Fewture models for
ordering information at fewtureusa@aol.com And please check out the Fewture Models site to see all of the other incredible model kits, statues and action figures they make! www.fewturemodels.net
The Chi-Chian comic books
Chi-Chian first appeared in a six issue comic book series created
by Voltaire for the comic book publisher Sirius Entertainment.
This mini-series ran from 1997 to 1998. Issue #1 sold out long
ago and is currently out of print. However, issues 2-6 should
still be available from the publisher. Granted, the story may
be a bit hard to follow without the first issue, however, the
subsequent issues contain tons of background information on the
characters seen in the animated web series and of course you get
to see what these characters originally looked like in print.
Currently, the best way to order copies is to call the mail order
division of Sirius (called Cosmic Therapy) in New Jersey, USA at
(973) 328-6606.
(Sirius also carries Voltaire's other comic book series, the hysterical
Oh My Goth! and Oh My Goth! Humans Suck!)
The Oh My Goth! Graphic novel
South Park meets Saturday Night Live's "Goth Talk" in this
hilarious send up of gothic silliness as pompous extraterrestrial,
Heironymous Posch eludes skeletal aliens and the dark armies of
Lord Beelzebub in the New York City Goth scene. You'll choke on your
fake fangs and make a pee pee in your vinyl pants when you read
Voltaire's hysterical parody of teenage Goths!
