Send a Chi-Chian Valentine...or an Un-Valentine! When you care enough to send the very creepiest. Whether you are feeling mushy, frisky or freaky there's a card just right for you!

To send a postcard, just select your favorite below by clicking the button to its right. Once you click the "Continue" button at the bottom of the page, you'll see a larger version of your postcard, plus its special Valentine Greeting.

And Happy Valentine's Day from Voltaire, the Chi-Chian production team and SCIFI.COM!

"Your love, it makes me squiggle, Your love it makes me squirm, I hope you'll be my Valentine, even though I'm just a worm! Happy Valentines Day!"		"Sometimes you have to be bad to be good...... and tonight I'm going to be VERY VERY bad! Happy Valentines Day!"
"I think I'm falling in love with you! Happy Valentines Day!"		"Everybody's doing it....... Happy Valentines Day!
"Thank you for your heart, my lovely! It will go wonderfully with your brain! Muwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! Happy Val-intestines Day!"		"To HELL with Valentines Day... who wants to fight?! Happy Un-Valentines Day"
Once you have chosen a card, click: