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10/15/99 The Nostradamus Quatrains. By Eddie Nambulous To the readers of "The Paranoid Times": There have been many requests of late for a complete list of the Nostradamus quatrains we’ve used so far on our journey. Well fellow paranoidsters, want not any further. Here are the quatrains that have been used to take the Gua slimeballs down. I’m still trusting you to keep it on the QT, dig? To clarify once more, these quatrains are from a formerly lost book by Michel de Nostradame, prophesizing an invasion by aliens in three terrifying waves. There’s only one book like this, and we the good guys got it. We’re using the quatrains to stop the first wave before the second wave invasion hits us. Still got a lot more quatrains to go, too. We’re coming to get the Gua… Quatrain 3, Century 1. On the seventh dawn of the seventh day, a twice-bless’d man will roam the fields. Doomed to shadows with his brethren, or savior to all who walk the ground. This is the prophecy that names Cade Foster as the twice-blessed man, the person who may deliver humanity from the hands of the Gua. Cade's Journal . Quatrain 6, Century 1. From leagues away they shall arrive, and rain blind terror upon all men. An empty vessel for the soul, their wretched beauty sleeps no more. Foster and I matched this quatrain to the discovery we made of an alien husk cloning factory, the place where the alien consciousness is placed into the ‘empty vessel’ of the human husk clone. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 6. Century 8. Where ivory towers meet the eastern sea, young trees of knowledge will fall. Crushed by the thorny vine of a red rose. This quatrain matched the alien’s mission to steal satellite data and crush the minds of the Ph.D. students working on it. The Gua’s weapon: a beautiful telekinetic woman named Lara. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 45. Century 8. The trickster seeds the mind with paralyzing terror. Bearing false witness to the bitter truth at hand. The Gua were implanting scenarios into the minds of humans to make them believe they had been abducted by aliens. Foster and I exposed the Gua’s plot to promote disinformation about the real aliens infiltrating our planet. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 13. Century 6. The younger woman shall surmount the old, before the lusty hearts of many men. The precious drops quench the thirst of time, before the ugly truth shall take its toll. This quatrain helped expose the Gua’s experiment of a youth elixir that turned old to young in an effort to create long-lasting human slaves. Problem was that their elixir wore off in a matter of hours and turned the youthful into desiccated mummies. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 11. Century 2. The star-born one will fly into the hearts of many, with promises of salvation. But vanity will destroy his purpose, and bring vengeance from his own. Foster traced this quatrain to the church of Elton Beleye, a renegade alien preaching the coming of the Aftertime. Elton had grown drunk on human adulation and was killed by a Gua hitman, an alien we came later to know as Joshua. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 32, Century 9. The fish that travels land and sea will be cast up on shore by a great wave. And pestilence from the sky will drive multitudes into the ocean." The aliens were attempting to create human slaves who could breathe underwater. This quatrain was a warning: the alien pestilence would try to enslave us all. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 42, Century 6. The dark craft shall slay the dragons, conjured by the humble raven. Justice shall be blind to history, until windswept leaves return to the barren tree. Foster traced the quatrain back to Diana Black, a young woman practicing witchcraft to kill aliens in our midst. The ‘windswept leaves’ refer to the pages of her Book of Shadows that returned in the form of evidence room polaroids. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 88, Century 9. Their doom was sealed at the gate, steel chariots vanish'd in still clear night... Glorious terrain left undefended, till the river changes course. This quatrain matched the disappearance of a young drag racer who was sent into some kind of ‘quantum pocket’. Foster followed him in, and had to reverse the polarity of the portal to get back out. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 20, Century 4. The unseen mistress drives her slave mad. In a mansion of many rooms, where waves ripple within." Foster and I unraveled this quatrain’ riddle. The Gua were creating mental fantasies with extreme low frequency waves in an attempt to drive us all mad. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 65, Century 10. The Cheshire breed is spawned, an intertwining battleground, dominance attained, without a ship set sail. This quatrain tipped us to a genetics experiment by the aliens to create alien-human hybrids loyal to the Gua. They would’ve defeated us ‘without a ship set sail’ had Foster not kicked some butt. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 32, century 5. Pillars of light will fall with serpents coiled in their heads. Twelve Lords and Ladies of the Empire will be devoured by the darkness or spared by the fruit of golden hue. Foster and I exposed the Gua plan to steal the memories of high-powered people and download them into genetic duplicates controlled by the Gua. We defeated them with a shot of firewater called blue agave tequila. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 22. Century 7. When Jezebel enters the village, her steps shall shake foundations. With a venomous flower, she breaks chains of steel. This quatrain matched to a plan by the Gua to destroy family foundations with a powerful weapon: a hot babe armed with a pheromonal perfume that was irresistible. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 66. Century 3. One man seeks a leap to the distant stars, through a rift on the Northwest Sea. A forbidden love finds a safe shore, and removes battle lines between foes. The ‘one man’ of this quatrain was a theoretical physicist who had developed a means to create wormholes, the same way the aliens travel to Earth. Of course, he was in love with an alien and the Gua were after them both. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 34, Century 2. A vision of destruction appears near the throne, and the struggle to reign supreme begins, an approaching storm unchecked, to test the mettle of all men. The aliens simulated the Second Wave invasion in a Washington DC suburb and turned neighbor against neighbor. The Gua learned we can be our own worst enemy. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 12, century 5. Where angels touch grace, one without sight sees the dark enemy. At the right hand of the twice-blessed man, the ally leads him to the summit. Foster used this quatrain to find Alikah Aldredge, a blind woman given sight by an alien operation. Together they stopped the aliens’ experiment, and Foster found renewed purpose in the fight ahead. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 64. Century 8 The slayer flees to the shadow of Olympus, where a mother's tears washes away ties to Rome. Fear extracts vain sacrifice, until the raging pyre of the deluge is quenched. Foster used this quatrain to trace a murdered to a town in Washington state where it had been raining for over two years. The townspeople fear had caused them to turn to ancient druidic rites of sacrifice to try and stop the rain. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 30, century 4: "Where iron chariots are forged, sweet youth cries revolt over a bitter melody. The poisoned song taints mind and soul, spread by air across the land. In Detroit, the youthful fans of the band Sonic War were being driven excessively violent by an alien engineered soundtrack underneath the music’s melody. Foster stopped the aliens before this poisoned song hit the radio and youth everywhere were spurned to uncontrollable violence. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. Quatrain 81. Century 5. "Dusk will become dawn, and the man twice bless'd will be resurrected. The follower will beckon him to the great war ahead." Foster’s life is saved by a woman from the future named Lisbeth who came back in time to stop his death. Foster’s ‘resurrection’ allowed him another chance to save a kid being held by the aliens. Lisbeth wanted Foster to come back with her to the future to help stop the impending third wave, but Foster decided to stay. Cade's Journal and Eddie's Article. So there you go, fellow believers. Study these well and learn how to explicate these sixteenth century riddles. One day the book may be yours and you will have to carry on the fight. Make no mistake, the aliens are coming. We need you! READ CADE'S CORRESPONDING JOURNAL
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