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09/24/00 Extra! Extra! Read All About It. By Eddie Nambulous SPECIAL EDITION! If this were a newspaper of the old-fashioned variety some kid would be on a street corner hollering his guts out to the urban masses -- "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" Don’t know if Foster has flipped his lid or if he’s just so tired he can’t take it anymore, but some real bad stuff has gone down and we’re pulling out all the stops. I barely have time to detail it here but you should know this – we need you now more than ever. You know, when this all started even I couldn’t believe it – and there ain’t much that Crazy Eddie finds shocking. Foster came to me with this alien story, I got roped into the whole thing and became his first believer. Since then we’ve been making progress week after week – posting editorials and journals, answering your questions – trying to wake the public up to the reality that is the Gua invasion. And I think we’ve been doin’ a pretty bang up job – you number in the thousands now. You build us up, support us, tip us off to Gua activity. So I wanna give credit where credit is due -- you guys are the greatest, you keep us going, but Foster is ready to kick this thing into overdrive. It’s time to tell the world everything it doesn’t know about what’s coming. It might be the only way to stop the Second Wave. Be ready believers – we may have to call you forth. It’s something we’ve always known we were gonna have to do. And we hope you’ll give us your all – one-hundred-and-fifty-million percent. But you even you guys as a whole can only do so much. What’s it gonna take to wake up the world as a whole? To get the support we need to make this happen? Sometimes I think I know the answer … and it scares me. But business is business, war is war -- we all gotta do what we gotta do cause this is some serious bull-pucky we’re dealing with. So what’s it gonna take to make it all go away? I may have the answer. A martyr. Rocky times ahead paranoid legions. You know my motto – BELIEVE the unbelievable. And trust no one.
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