1.22 The Nostradamus Quatrains. (10/15/99) By Eddie Nambulous
There have been many requests of late for a complete list of the Nostradamus quatrains we’ve used so far on our journey. Well fellow paranoidsters, want not any further.
1.21 The Clock Is Ticking. (10/8/99) By Eddie Nambulous
The Gua are coming, and we’re running out of time. Prepare yourself, tell your friends, tell your family. The second wave is approaching quickly, and time ain’t our friend in this war.
1.20 Which Part of Peace, Love and Music Didn't You Understand? (10/1/99) By Eddie Nambulous
When a band can bring on the desire to shake your groove thang it's doing it's job. But the power to incite a generation into self-destructive time bombs is another.
1.19 Rain, Rain Go Away. (9/24/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Foster just investigated a town called Athlone where it had rained for two years straight. The aliens sought to drive the townspeople insane with incessant precipitation…and it worked.
1.18 The Man Behind The Man. (9/17/99) By Eddie Nambulous
It’s the sad, true story of a young Edward Nambulous on the road to being a world famous bug scientist, when out of nowhere unseemly pangs of guilt came crashing down upon him.
1.16 The Gua Is Quicker Than The Eye. (9/10/99) By Eddie Nambulous
If there’s one thing you can say about the Gua, it’s that they are masters of illusion. But I’m not talking David Copperfield or Sigfried and Roy... the Gua aren’t making elephants disappear.
1.15 Go Back To Woodstock You Intergalactic Tree-Hugging Hippies. (8/20/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Here at the Paranoid Times, we encourage nonjudgemental understanding between all living intergalactic species. Yeah, right.
1.14 We're Running Out Of Time. (8/13/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Once ‘n awhile, we come into a mother lode of valuable information about the aliens. This time, Foster almost paid the price with his life.
1.13 Guys and Dolls. (7/30/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Let me take a shot at the motivation behind the destruction of man... women may not be from Venus, but they sure are from another planet.
1.12 Everything You Wanted To Know About Interneural Nematoda (But Were Afraid To Ask). (7/23/99) By Eddie Nambulous
A Nostradamus quatrain about ‘serpents coiled in heads’ got me thinking,,, Someboday stop me!
1.11 Big Brother May Not Be Bill Gates After All. (7/16/99) By Eddie Nambulous
You don't get a vote in who Big Brother is, human or alien. And he may be doing much more than watching.
1.10 Gua's On My Brain. (7/9/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Pay attention, my paranoid posse. What if the Gua found a way to exploit our knack for fantasy? I know I don't want Gua's in my head, how about you?
1.09 Vacationing on Cat Island. (6/25/99) By Eddie Nambulous
What do the "Limbo of the Lost," the "Devil’s Triangle," the "Hoodoo Sea," and the Pentagon of Death have in common? Dude, let's not go there.
1.08 O.K. Class, It's Time To Review. (6/18/99) By Eddie Nambulous
If you’ve been keeping up with the Times, you know it's been a helluva ride. Let's recap the last few month's events for anyone who wasn't paying attention. Pencils down.
1.07 Hold On To Your Pointy Black Hats. (6/11/99) By Eddie Nambulous
“The Goddess is alive, the demons are afoot…” Hold onto your pointy black hats, my fellow paranoidsters. The demons – as in aliens – are here. Foster and I found ‘em leading the hunt against Salem’s teen witch – a chick with a magic spell that put an entirely new spin on indigestion in the alien ranks.
1.06 Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink. (5/7/99) By Eddie Nambulous
I've got nothing against good old H2O, it’s this new government-improved water that makes me more than a little queasy.
1.05 Eddidians OF The World... Unite. (4/23/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Wanna be in the cult of TPT? Alright, you're in.
1.04 Ponce de Leon is Alive and Well (4/16/99) By Eddie Nambulous
They say that youth is wasted on the young. That's why you can find Juan hawking snake oil on late night infomercials.
1.03 Alien Misinformation (4/9/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Just when you thought it was safe to blame it on UFO's. Alien abductions and little gray men are BULL.
1.02 A Mata Hari For the 90's (4/2/99) By Eddie Nambulous
It figures... you meet a beautiful woman and you fall in love with her. But all she wants is your login and your password.
1.01 The FIRST WAVE is Here(3/30/99) By Eddie Nambulous
Cade Foster’s life was ruined when he unwittingly became "test subject 117" in an alien experiment to test human will. They framed him for the murder of his wife and he is now on the run trying to awaken folks like me and you- the sleeping public, to the massive alien infiltration at work right under our noses. Foster has discovered that “they are here.”
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