3.22 TWICE BLESS'D(09/08/01) BELIEVE IN CADE FOSTER. Easy enough request for most of us - for a long time all of us have. But this time it was just a little bit different. This time the Gua army was about to start marching across the globe in all its 10 million-alien might.
3.21 TERMINAL CITY(09/01/01) SPECIAL ALERT! SPECIAL ALERT! SPECIAL ALERT! SPECIAL ALERT! JORDAN RADCLIFFE IS BACK AND NOW WE'RE READY FOR THE FIGHT OF OUR LIVES! But it took killing JR in the future for Foster to figure out that eliminating her now was the wrong way to go. Cade, Joshua and I just got back from a vortex where we were looking for the famed alien-device we called the "Hammer of Thor." A device that an alien Sensei told Cade could help him stop the Second Wave.
3.20 BENEATH THE BLACK SKY(08/25/01) Teachers. They're an important part of all of our lives. We get so much more from them than we ever give credit for. How many of us found our first inspiration through the words of our elementary school T's, or the cool high school educator who lured us into learning with his seemingly casual knowledge? Maybe you had a Prof in college that steered you toward the meaning in your life?
3.19 BLACK BOX(08/18/01) Big freakin' nuclear warheads. Leave it to humans to create something as heinous and inane. Then leave it to the Gua to refine the notion and make it into something even more terrifying.
3.18 CHECK MATE(08/11/01) Mabus called it a Checkmate. My precious trailer, my home, was torn to shreds by Gua machine guns. The aliens kidnapped Cade. I figured it couldn't get any worse.
3.17 REQUIEM(08/04/01) I'm calling for a moment of silence, Believers - a moment of mourning. The Raven Nation is GONE.
3.16 THE VESSEL It's a blow to Team Foster unlike any we've ever had before! Mabus has one of our own. And I don't mean just any soldier in the war against the Gua I'm talking a leader.
3.15 THE EDGE (07/14/01) At what price do we wanna win this war? It's the question of the week. And I know that most of you would answer it confidently with a resounding: "AT ANY PRICE."
3.14 LEGACY (04/28/01) By Eddie Nambulous Sometimes I can say things that are sorta shocking. You know the stuff you'd never believe. The kind of thing you'd have to question. And that's the way I want it. 'Cause it's the best way we can all save the world - by exposing the truth, especially the shocking stuff. By "Believing the Unbelievable." But I have a confession to make and this is one you'd never expect.
3.13 SHADOWLAND (04/21/01) By Eddie Nambulous This ain't gonna come as a shock to any of you but the Gua aren't above a thing.
They're cold, merciless, scientific and unemotional. They're evil incarnate. And every time I think they've gone about as far as they could go they up it a notch and surprise me with their latest dastardly deed. So I'm ranting, but it's on Cade's behalf and let me tell you this time I'm pissed to the max. Sure I kept it cool in the moment, didn't want Foster to see how riled I was when we first figured out what was up. But now I'm fighting mad.
3.12 UNEARTHED (04/14/01) By Eddie Nambulous What do all you Paranoids think about myths?
See, I don't have the answer you all might expect. In fact, I think myths are a bunch of bull pucky and the reason for that belief is real simple to explain. As long as there's been government there's been Paranoids. And Paranoids always question and always search for truth. But there are quite a few myths that have just never been proven -- not even in our circles and that's what makes me believe they're just not substantial. The Holy Grail is one such myth, the Hammer of Thor is another. How is it that none of us have ever found even the hair of proof, or truth to substantiate these myths?
3.11 WEDNESDAY'S CHILD (04/07/01) By Eddie Nambulous She's been here a while now. Jordan - the latest addition to our super-exclusive club of alien fighters. And boy are we glad to have her.
3.10 THE PLAN (03/31/01) By Eddie Nambulous Foster teams up with the Gua? Get ready. 'Cause it's happening.
Nope, your eyes don't deceive you loyal readers. It's true.
And this time it wasn't just Joshua calling Cade to arms. Two Gua-higher-ups named Allegra and Steven had joined Joshua in a plot to assassinate Mabus - but they needed Cade to accomplish it.
3.09 EYES OF THE GUA (03/24/01) By Eddie Nambulous How do you all feel about Goth-Rock? You know, the big MM? Where does entertainment cross that line into the occult?
3.08 SKYWATCHERS (02/26/01) By Eddie Nambulous Eddie ain't pulling any punches this time folks. 'Cause I'm fightin' mad and wanna give some of you a serious piece of my well-worked brain.
3.07 COMES A HORSEMAN (01/19/01) By Eddie Nambulous Bugs. Germs. This is the stuff that really creeps me out my Brethren. Throughout time plagues have taken us down, hurled us toward oblivion, made us weak. But did you know how smart those same germs were?
3.06 GULAG (01/12/01) By Eddie Nambulous Déjà vu? We've all had it. That feeling that something just ain't right? And I don't mean like a Kevin Costner flick.
3.05 ASYLUM (01/05/01) By Eddie Nambulous The Gua are sneaky little buggers. That's been established for sure. But it takes a serious set of balls to keep messing with our heads.
3.04 STILL AT LARGE (01/29/00) By Eddie Nambulous CADE FOSTER IS ALIVE! It's true Radical Paranoidiacs!
3.03 THE FLIGHT OF FRANCIS JEFFRIES (01/22/00) By Eddie Nambulous Body hopping. I know what you're thinking. Totally the stuff of fiction. The stuff of a few great B-movies.
3.02 PARANOID TIMES SHOCKWAVE! (01/15/00) By Eddie Nambulous Hey there, radical paranoidiacs and faithful followers of Foster. As you know, last edition I did something unprecedented in the annals of the "Paranoid Times" pages.
3.01 A MESSAGE TO THE RAVEN NATION (01/08/00) By Eddie Nambulous You know who you are. You're out there Raven Nation. And for the first time in "Paranoid Times" history I'm making my editorial an open letter to your group.
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