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 Back Online.04/09/00) That's right you wacky pack, Eddie's Back! Sorry for the delay in replying to you all... sometimes there's just not enough hours in the day. The email's been piling up in the inbox... most of which is full of conspiracy theories as to what happened to good 'ole Eddie. One theory places me and Art Bell in Groom Lake comparing notes. But my favorite is the dude who simply asked if I forgot my password... heh heh, I love you guys. From: csimo01 To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Subject: Observation of the Quatrain Hi, Eddie. Keep up the good work! We all need to escape inside and look for aliens from time to time. Or are these "aliens" just a reflection of ourselves? What we once were or are evolving into? I was raised in a very religious family, my father was a minister. So, of course, I did the only natural thing as I grew up...I questioned everything I had been taught! Even the existence of the Biblical "God". But back to the quatrain --- I have noticed many chilling similarities between Biblical prophesy and Nostradamus' prophecies. Also, if these men of such terrifying insight are correct, I thing I'll go ahead and did that hole for my head now! If one prophesy is correct, does that mean all will come to pass? I must say, the human race has been on a collision course with disaster from the moment she breathed her first ill-fated breath, but does any being deserve all the destruction we seemed to be headed for? And back to the aliens --- Why they would want to conquer us humans is beyond me. I would hope there are much nicer worlds out there, with much, much more intelligent life than ours. Watching & Waiting, Tami Tami, Get your head away from that hole! Questioning is never a bad thing. Listen, we've got to believe that the line of prophecies can be broken. Cade and I believe that. Otherwise, we'd be lounging on the beach in some tropical paradise, figuring it's already a done deal so we might as well have a little fun before it's over. Does these Earth deserve to be destroyed? Of course not. But we sure have screwed things up a lot, huh? Humans are the most destructive beings on the planet --- with the exception of the Gua, of course --- but there are enough good men and women out there to give me hope and the strength to keep fighting. Like you, I hope there are worlds out there that are a hell of a lot safer and happier than our own. But, for now, this is all we've got to work with. We have to make sure that it remains ours. Keep on questioning authority! The Ed-Man From: Wolf To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Subject: Am I a test subject? Hey, Eddy. I love The Paranoid Times and just want you to know that I think of you as sort of a guru when it comes to info on the alien conspiracy. I mean you are the one with the quatrains, right? My own paranoia just took over and I found myself overanalyzing everything in my life, wondering if I could be a test subject. Can you give those of us who may or may not have overactive imaginations some tips on what to look for to indicate if you are a test subject or not? I would also like to know if you have any stats on the ratio of women to men in these tests. Being female --- and a paranoid, analytical female --- I'd like any statistics you have that may help us figure out if we are in the "at risk" group. You're my hero, Eddy. Hope you can help me out! Wolf Wolfy, baby. You've got to chill out. So you find yourself overanalyzing everything in your life? Doesn't sound to unusual to me. In fact, you sound like my kind of gal. You're probably an intelligent woman responding to the daily pressures of life here on planet Earth. And being female doesn’t make you any more susceptible to the Gua than anything else. As far as your being a test subject, I don't think so. But if you get any sudden homicidal urges, you be sure to get back in touch.Crazy Eddie From: arabesque To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Subject: Vigilante Justice Crazy Eddie, You're my kinda person, hon. Coffee is my morning jumpstart. Can't function without it. Keep posting Cade's and your journals, and watch each other's backs. As for Cade's trip to Wyoming, Cade may not have won that particular encounter with the Gua sheriff, but he discovered a very important lesson. The mission was never just to kill the Gua, it was and still is to protect human existence as we know it. It is to keep our Earth and our lives out of the hands of the aliens that seek to rid us from our own home. Cade has friends out here, Eddie. Anything he needs is his for the asking. A simple gesture of offering iodized salt would be an ideal way to know if one is friend or foe, don't you think? Tell Cade to carry a few packets around. I'm sure those that are watching their sodium will endure a little high blood pressure for the greater good. By the way, it seems there's a lot of alien activity in Ohio. The astronomer who was shot, and now I'm hearing about a new rock band in Cincinnati that's very much like that one Cade found in Detroit. Just a thought, he might want to spend a few weeks in the entrance to the Midwest. A quiet little state like Ohio, with I-75 and I-70 intersecting (two major Interstate arteries), could make it very easy for the Gua to mobilize all over the U.S. (Not to mention, that particular intersection is about 10 minutes from me…nudge, nudge in Cade's direction.) Keep reading and writing, Eddie. We love you. Two words... Boston Stoker's...fabulous coffee. I recommend the Highland Grog. Later... Arabesque Arabesque: Thanks for the note, fellow freedom fighter and caffeine-addict. I'm gonna pass the salt suggestion on to our man. Your recommendation that we keep an especially close eye on Ohio is an interesting one. I've been getting a lot more e-mails than usual from your state, yet I've never known the population of Ohio to be an especially paranoid one. I'm gonna do some digging on your turf. Meanwhile, you keep me posted on your end. And when next you sip your next Highland Grog, pause and think longingly of me. (Though it sounds like you got Cade on the brain. What else is new? Damn, I wish I'd been born blonde.) Crazy Eddie Subject: Aliens in Namibia? To: crazyeddie@scifi.com From: dburmann Hi Eddie! Tell me something, just how widespread are the Gua? You see, I live in Namibia and especially in the last couple of years (around the time Namibia gained it's independence and own government), I have noticed how there seems to be a strange influx of people into this country. It seems to me that there are many suspicious characters around who drive around in the biggest, flashiest cars I have ever seen and seem to have gained influence in certain high positions in some strange way. They seem to have come out of nowhere and have no apparent connections. I'm sure many of the people have simply immigrated from other places, but I cannot help thinking "they are here" when I look around at the weird changes. Am I just being paranoid or could I be right? Denise Denise: Remember, you're talking to someone who does not take anything at face value --- especially anything linked even remotely to politics. If you've been keeping up at all, you know that the Gua's first wave of infiltration has already taken them all over the planet. They've spread out and dug in. Could the changes you've been noticing around you be linked to the first wave? Maybe. Maybe not. Are you just being paranoid? Yes, of course you are. How could we not be paranoid. As far as strangers in flashy cars, seems to me like it could be an suspicious influx of mindless consumerism. Either way --- duck!The Crazy One |
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