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 Email Eddie.(07/16/00) Subject: Sensory Deprivation and Naked Women From: pestelle To: crazyeddie@www.scifi.com As I finish my coffee and begin running my bath, I can’t help but notice how the serene softened herbal placental waters and the solemn low ambient light levels of the aromatherapy candles remind me of the old Government Think Tank experiments. Have you noticed that there are as many Bath & Bodyworks, as there are Starbucks? Is someone intentionally trying to raise the sensory awareness level of the female population? Were you aware Winston Churchill made most of his major decisions from the bath? This is an early warning to you my High Priest of the Paranoid, the mutual benefits of soft supple aromatic flesh may be bundled with higher elevations of female intuition and intelligence. Bathing in Reflections, Michelle Divine M, First let me say – yowsa! Things can get pretty lonely here in the trailer but boy-oh-boy did I just feel your company. This "High Priest of the Paranoid" (fantastic title by the way, thank you VERY much) is ready to scrub-a-dub-dub with you any day. But enough shameless flirting, I don’t know about your bathroom having that think-tank atmosphere but anything that raises the sensory awareness level of the population is an asset in the fight against the Gua. If you ask Eddie, I think women already have the edge on us when it comes to intuiting just about everything, so if the corporate purveyors of the simple pleasures are helping you all to be even more aware than I say go Tub People! Go Coffee house! Cade and I need you, Michelle, even if it’s from your bathtub. ESPECIALLY if it’s from your bathtub. Maybe I should come over and scrub your back between cracking quatrains and dissolving aliens – Nostradamus knows, I need the break! Thinking of you, Edwardo Nambie From: kdonois To: Crazyeddie@www.scifi.com Hi! As a true paranoid person I cannot help wondering whether or not you are controlled by the government? How do we know we can trust you? kath. Kath, You’ve passed the test! You can’t know for sure, which is why you should always keep a paranoid eye on just about everyone around you – who knows where the next Gua could be lurking? The best suggestion I can make as to the truth of what I say here at the "Paranoid Times" is this: read my words. Study them. Examine them and analyze them … and then decide for yourself. There ain’t nothing and no one controlling Eddie, especially the government. In fact, I spend a very great amount of my time checking THEM out. You should do the same. No one and no thing can convince a true paranoid of anything … except maybe to question everything. Keep doing whatcha doing, Kath. Suspicious of even you, CE From: lynnscarlet To:crazyeddie@www.scifi.com Eddie, I was wondering if you could get me some info on the quatrains themselves. I've already done research on Nostradamus and I know the basics. But I don't know many quatrains other then the ones from your site. I'm curious to see the translations and to try to crack their meaning. (If that’s possible for a 14 year old non-genius.) Thanks, and good luck with the Gua. Tell Cade I said Hi! Signed, Lynn Scarlet (at your service) P.S. Being paranoid isn't always a bad thing, sometimes it alerts you when something’s going down. And in that case it's a great insight! Red, You hit the nail on the head my Scarlet Avenger -- being paranoid isn’t bad at all, it makes you smarter, more aware – it makes you cool. So you continue to hone that paranoid sensibility – it can only serve you well. As to your wanting to help with the very difficult task of deciphering the Nostradamus quatrains I’d have to say thanks, I’m sure your help would be invaluable, but unfortunately the lost ‘trains are super-duper, top-secret and we can’t let anybody see ‘em. See the book we got ain’t published anywhere – that’s why we can use it to nail the Gua to the wall week-by-week. If they got a hold of the quatrains they could cut us off at the pass and break our winning streak – not a cool scenario, especially when the fate of the world hangs in the balance. Cade and I suspect the Gua log on here, Lynn, so even this site isn’t safe to reveal the quatrains. Nostradamus left us our greatest weapon against the invasion so we’ve all gotta be REALLY careful. Still, Cade and I can’t tell you how much we appreciate you wanting to help out in any way you can. Best thing you could do for us is to fight the good fight and be ready to stand against the Gua should team Foster need ya in a pinch. You’re the best kind of believer, Red – the kind that lends a brain. Forever, Eddie Subject: Humans Will Die Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 21:07:14 +0100 From: "Robert Wright" <Sisko.Rules@btinternet.com> To: <crazyeddie@www.scifi.com> The world as you know it is over and your futile attempt to fight the Gua is foolhardy. In time Cade Foster will meet his fate and unless you decide to tell the Gua where he is you too will end up dead – just as all of the human race shall be. Watch the skies, the second wave is upon you. Signed, A Gua Sympathizer Gua-Sucking-Scum, There aren’t even words for human trash like you! I’d let myself get really, really P.O.’d except I know that when Cade and I send those dirt-bag aliens back to their dump-of-a-home it’s people like you who are gonna burn on the karma wheel. Cade’s been dodging Gua for two years and his luck ain’t about to burn out. So why don’t you play the better odds, ya big traitor sleazoid and get with your own race. Otherwise, I can’t be responsible for what me and my peeps at the "Paranoid Times" are gonna do to your sorry butt. Until then stay off my site. You don’t even rate a funky sign off, Eddie Nambulous, Editor-In-Chie |
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