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 A Gua Walks Into A Bar...(9/17/00) From: Angelgirl To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Subject: "Believe - the Unbelieveable"- A Gua Joke against them for sure! Hi Dude-Eddie! My name is Rachel. But I'm soooooo random and weird everyone calls me Random Rach. Laugh! I don't mind ... I mean what's a girl to do when she’s got nothing to contribute to the conversations but to change it!? LoL. Okay, on with the Gua Joke - but I warn you it's cheeeeeeesy. What are the Gua made of? Answer: Avocados and tomatoes and red peppers -- Gua-camole. LOL! I told you it was cheesy but I just had to tell someone! LoL! No really if we melted them maybe they would turn into a really good torrilla chip dip? I have to stop! Oh gosh! Humans rock and Gua suck!!! Later man! Random Rach. RR, Oooooookay. I gotta tell ya Double R, your joke was just plain bad. I mean, really awful, but Eddie likes anyone who can laugh that hard about life in general. Seems to me your neighbors are gonna start complaining with all the laughing-out-loud you’re doing! And there’s no reason to think there’s anything wrong with your nickname either – heck, if I can call myself "Crazy" you shouldn’t fret about being "Random." But I figure, occasionally we could all do with some humor here at Chez Whacko Edwardo, so if any of you got a funny you’d like to share (and a higher caliber one I might add, sorry Rachel but it was just THAT BAD : ) ) send ‘em through and I’ll get ‘em up. After all, laughter is said to be a cure all. And we certainly could use a guffaw or two for the fight. Fondly, C.E.N. From: N.Farr To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Subject: Gua Eddie, They are here .... in England help ... send cade quick … msg end ############################# Farr, Always knew it was only a matter of time before the Gua went after the Queen! Get us a report and get yourself to safety, N! As soon as we can figure out a way to get Cade out of the country, he’ll check out your case … Help is on the way! Eddie, to-the-rescue From: StarWolf13 To: crazyeddie@www.scifi.com Crazy Eddie, Just want to say that you and Cade are doing a great job and there are those among us who will be here to help when you call! Hey, are the Gua still sending you threats via e-mail? What new ways are they coming up with? Don't let them get to you Eddie, if you ask me I think most of them are just talk anyway! Stay cool, both of you, and take care of yourselves. We don't want you dieing on us. Most of all, Eddie, stay paranoid -- it could save your life! And tell Cade he could use a little paranoia himself. Sincerly, StarWolf The Wolf, As always, thanks for all of your support – you know it’s what keeps Foster and I going day after day, mile after mile, dissolve after dissolve. You better believe those Gua send threats, and they’re always trying to chase me down via the net but they ain’t never gonna catch the Nambulator – cause I’m the best there is at what I do! I’ve been working for years to develop the most untraceable site on the web, SR. There ain’t no way even a super-high-tech-alien hacker is gonna find there way to my doorstep. As for the Gua being all talk, Foster and I know first hand how off that statement is. The Gua are Dangerous with a capital D – but they ain’t tougher than Foster … and that’s what’s got them shaking in their high-tops. You don’t have to worry about Cade or I checking out on you for a loooong time either, true believer … we’ve got lots of ways to run and hide … even though it’s a lot more fun to hit those alien slime hard and fast. Truth be told, I think Cade’s a whole lot more paranoid than he was before I met him – and we all know that makes him a heck of a lot stronger for the fight ahead – even if he hates it -- it’s true. Watch your back my faithful paranoid-iac! Always, Eddie From: Andalite01 To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Subject: How do you do it? Eddie, I just don't get how you were able to find Foster when he was dumped off by the "bee-lady" in Ohio. How did you do it? My guess was that you did your usual magic. If you’re ever in Pitt. PA, drop me a line. Catch Ya Later Dude! Ziggy Ziggy, What, now you expect me to pass out trade secrets?! No way, dude, no way. Well … maybe just this once. Turns out as Foster was passing out, his cell-phone signal was still alive and kicking so I triangulated the area he got dumped off in and found him outside of town. Whenever Foster goes under cover I’m never too far away, so it was easy enough for me to be by his side in a jiffy. It’s mostly a high-tech thing, buddy – and let me just say it’s good that I got there when I did. I hated going all ‘Pulp Fiction’ on Cade but anaphylactic shock can be a bitch and there was no way I was gonna let Foster down. He is, after all, our best hope for the war ahead. And thanks for the invite to beautiful Pittsburgh, PA … I’ll certainly give ya a call if I’m in town … but you’ll never know it was me. Cause that’s just Eddie’s style. Keep questioning, E From: Fembot13KH To: crazyeddie@scifi.com Hi Ed, If Cade were to be killed, would you take his place on the front lines? Love, Kim P.S. Say ‘hi’ to Cade for me! Fembot 13 (cuz that’s a way cooler moniker than Kim), I’m still trying to get over the fact that you so casually could point to Cade’s death and then ask me to say ‘Hi’ to him. Whoa, hunny! We don’t EVER like to think about the untimely demise of our one and only savior. And if you ask me, I already consider myself on the front lines. But no, I mean, Nostradamus says that Cade is the one who could save us, and, though I haven’t checked in a while, I’m pretty sure no one is calling me "Twice Bless’d." But, if that super-dark day were to come, and my best bud did make the ultimate sacrifice so that we all might have a chance to live, you can be sure, that I would fight the good fight and keep spreading Cade’s word. Then again, I’m not about to go down any time soon and I’ve got Foster’s back so he ain’t going anywhere either! Together we will stop that Second Wave, Miss Bot … or I ain’t crazy! Eddie |
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