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The Astronaut's Wife

Honey, I'm home!

* The Astronaut's Wife
* Rated R
* Starring Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron, Joe Morton, Clea DuVall
* Written and Directed by Rand Ravich
* 110 Minutes

Review by Patrick Lee

Astronaut Spencer Armacost (Depp) promises his schoolteacher wife Jillian that he'll phone her from the space shuttle during his mission the next day. And, to her surprise, she actually gets the call. "I'm right above you. I want you to smile for me," he tells her.

Our Pick: B-

But later, she hears that Spencer and his partner, Alex Streck (Nick Cassavetes), have lost touch with Earth for two minutes following an explosion in space. Rushed to NASA by aide Sherman Reese (Morton), Jillian and Streck's wife, Natalie (Donna Murphy), watch anxiously as the shuttle lands.

Back on Earth, Spencer recovers quickly, but Alex has a harder time. However, they both eventually get back on their feet and are hailed as American heroes. That's when Spencer breaks the surprising news to Jillian: He's quitting the astronaut corps, taking a job with an aerospace firm and the two are moving to New York City. Natalie, meanwhile, confides her post-mission anxieties to Jillian. "Those two minutes, they almost died," she says. "To go through that and never talk about it--it's bizarre."

At the going away party, Jillian watches in horror as Alex and Natalie argue and Alex suddenly convulses and dies. Later, at the wake, a distraught Natalie tells Jillian: "He's hiding inside me." It's not long before Natalie dies too.

Once in New York, Jillian tries to get Spencer to tell her what happened in space. It was cold as death, he tells her: "Then I felt warmth--it was the warmth of you, Jillian."

Later, she discovers that she's pregnant, carrying twins. But this good news is interrupted by the unexpected appearance of a disheveled Reese in New York. He corners her in a toy store, warning her that Spencer may not be what he seems. He also relates disturbing news about Natalie's death. Is Reese crazy?

As Jillian tries to uncover the truth, Spencer watches her. Has he changed? And if he has, what does that mean for the new life growing inside her?

"I'm going to be here...always."

The Astronaut's Wife, from first-time director Rand Ravich, is a new take on an old story: specifically, Roman Polanski's 1968 supernatural thriller Rosemary's Baby. It even boasts its own Cassavetes: Nick Cassavetes, son of Rosemary's Baby star John Cassavetes.

But where the former was an exercise in campy dread, Astronaut's Wife is dead serious, moves at a glacial pace and expends a lot of energy on mood and setup that leads to very little payoff.

Not that it's a bad film. Ravich has a terrific eye and tells his story almost exclusively from Jillian's point of view, resulting in some unorthodox storytelling and stunning images. A space shuttle launch is a rattling window; bad news on TV is blood on a cucumber. Jillian's growing fear of her husband is conveyed in nightmares or, in one key sequence, overhead images of each of them in separate elevators, as viewed from a security monitor.

The film also looks great, particularly the Armacosts' chilly New York penthouse, which looks like the presidential suite on the Death Star. At crucial moments, Ravich also favors extreme close-ups, particularly of Theron's luscious lips.

There are also some nice character moments, like Jillian's interactions with her irrepressible fourth-grade class, and Spencer's diatribe against a politician moviegoers learn is the president.

And the cast is great, especially supporting roles by veterans like Blair Brown, Morton, Tom Noonan and Samantha Eggar and newcomer DuVall. Theron is luminous and sympathetic, and Depp manages to be folksy and threatening at the same time.

But the good parts don't quite add up to a suspenseful whole. The audience is teased right up to the end about the central question--is Spencer an alien, or isn't he? But, by the time the answer comes, the audience isn't likely to care much. The movie creeps along slowly, leaving moviegoers feeling like voyeurs of Jillian's paranoia.

The Astronaut's Wife wasn't screened for critics before its premiere, leading to expectations that it would be bad. I was pleased to find that it wasn't, but also disappointed that I wasn't creeped out more. -- P.L.

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The 13th Warrior

What frightens the mighty Viking warriors?

* The 13th Warrior
* Rated R
* Starring Antonio Banderas, Dennis Storhoi, Vladimir Kulich
* Directed By Michael Crichton and John McTiernan
* 103 Minutes

Review by Mark H. Walker

The Vikings were bad men. At least, that is the common 21st-century view. However, despite their ferocity and warrior acumen, they were not the fearless fighters modern humans believe. There were things, shadowy things, hungry things, things that pierced the Norsemen's hearts with fear. The things were called "spirits in the mist" and they stole into villages at night, murdering the innocents and eating their corpses. Such is the premise of The 13th Warrior.

Our Pick: A

A loose adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel Eaters of the Dead, the movie stars Antonio Banderas as Ibn Fahdlan, an Arab poet who covets his neighbor's wife. Unfortunately, the neighbor has friends in high places, and Fahdlan is expelled from Baghdad on an emissary's trek to the Northlands. En route, Fahdlan falls in with a Viking clan to escape marauding Turks.

So far, so good, but the Northmen--as Fahdlan calls the Vikes--are summoned to help a fellow clan. Their shaman claims that 12 Northmen (one for each month of the year) and one foreigner must go on the journey to aid the brother Vikings. All eyes turn to Banderas. A couple of scenes and two longboats later, Fahdlan finds himself one of a baker's dozen warriors on a mission to save fellow Vikings who are being ravaged by vicious animalistic creatures. Let the slashing begin.

Tough, believable and warm

The 13th Warrior is quickly amassing a bad reputation, due mainly to plenty of bad reviews from critics. It's a reputation the film doesn't deserve.

Banderas turns in an excellent performance as a poet turned warrior. Want a pumped-up superhero lead on steroids? Look elsewhere. Banderas is simply a man. He fights, he fears, he prays to Allah to let him live the story's climactic moments well. Initially disdainful of the rough Northmen, he learns they have knowledge and honor equal to, but different from, that which exists in Baghdad.

Banderas's friend Herger the Joyous (Dennis Storhoi) and their leader, Buliwyf (Vladimir Kulich), are tough yet believable characters. The warmth between Storhoi and Banderas is real, and it pulls viewers into the circle of 13, making their fate an issue that matters. On the other hand, Kulich's character displays a strength of will, a focus of purpose, that's refreshing in today's conditionally moralistic film world.

Is 13th Warrior bloody? Yes, but the real question should be, is the blood for purpose or panache? Unlike the sprinkler incident in Blade or the blood-river passageway in Event Horizon, 13th Warrior's gore sets a mood. These were gritty, dirty, brutal times. The task of fighting and killing humans with blunt clubs and 60-pound swords was a bloody endeavor. To ignore that would have made the movie less.

An edge-of-seat experience, The 13th Warrior is one of the better adventure flicks of the year. Its blend of real characters, plausible plot and tense action grabs viewers by the imagination and doesn't let go.

I've read nothing but bad reviews of this movie. I entered the theater, braced myself for the worst...and was stunned. This was good stuff. I turned to my friend, afraid I was missing some terrible film faux pas on the screen. "Is this good," I asked, "or is it just me?" No reply. He was too engrossed in the film. -- Mark

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