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Evolution's Child

Yesterday's son in today's world

* Evolution's Child
* Starring Ken Olin, Jacob Smith, Taylor Nichols, Heidi Swedberg
* Screenplay by Walter Klenhard
* Directed by Jeffrey Reiner
* USA Network
* Oct. 22, 9 p.m. ET/PT

Review by Patrick Lee

In the ice of the Italian Alps, drug company scientist Beth Lider (Susan Gibney) discovers a perfectly preserved Bronze Age man. Back in the city, Dr. James Mydell (Olin), a successful fertility specialist, receives a visit from old friends Brian (Nichols) and Elaine Cordell (Swedberg of TV's Seinfeld), who need his help to conceive a child.

Our Pick: C-

Mydell succeeds in implanting a viable embryo in Elaine. That's when he gets a call from Lider, who has a startling proposal: She'd like him to extract the sperm from the Bronze Age guy for DNA analysis. She explains, "His could be perfect, the first from a prehistoric man," from a time before Alzheimer's disease, sickle cell anemia and a host of modern ailments.

Mydell agrees. In gratitude, Lider ships him a sample of the 3,000-year-old seed.

Elaine, meanwhile, gets into an accident and miscarries. Mydell implants another embryo with what he thinks is Brian's sperm. But after Elaine becomes pregnant again, Mydell makes a shocking discovery: A lab error has resulted in the Bronze Age guy's seed fertilizing Elaine's egg.

Mydell keeps this news to himself. Time passes. A beautiful baby, Adam, is born. Mydell notices he is normal, but has an odd connection with animals. Mydell takes a surreptitious blood sample. Adam has antibodies for diseases like the plague and small pox, but none for more common strains of flu. Lider, meanwhile, tells Mydell that the Bronze Age guy was carrying a leather pouch with herbs and mystical implements, meaning he was probably a shaman. Mydell keeps an encrypted journal of Adam on his computer.

More time passes. The Cordells move to England, then return five years later.

Adam (now played by Smith) has matured into a preternaturally wise child, even though he's only six years old. He can stop dogs fighting by whistling and holding up his hand. Mydell is confident that Adam's secret is safe. Until someone breaks into his office and steals his secret journal.

When the news of Adam's true nature threatens to come out, Mydell takes things into his own hands to save the boy he's come to love as his own.

Lots of questions, few answers

Based on the novel Toys of Glass by Martin Booth, Evolution's Child asks the question: What if science created a hybrid of prehistoric and modern man? Unfortunately, this listless telefilm comes up with little of interest once it moves beyond its tantalizing premise.

Rather, the movie seems designed more to tug hearts and jerk tears using the central relationship between Olin's womanizing Mydell and the pint-sized savant Adam, who acts like a cross between Dr. Dolittle and the Dalai Lama.

The rest of the movie is riddled with implausible situations and events that are manufactured to result in Adam's creation, then to necessitate his ultimate journey. And though the movie is handsomely produced and competently acted, it is on balance overly somber, bloodless and devoid of passion.

It's all the more disappointing because the audience is teased at the beginning about what to expect from the unearthly combination of caveman DNA and that of the MTV generation. Will he have hair all over? Will he be able to make a flint knife out of a Cuisinart?

Sadly, no. Adam can call fish, predict rain and cure headaches with a touch. But viewers gain little insight into anything resembling real science or even informed speculation.

As for the story's sketchy plot, the audience can guess almost from the beginning where things will end up. The rest is a matter of totting up the questions left unanswered. What's a drug company scientist doing on an alpine glacier? Why does Lider send Mydell the Bronze Age guy's sperm anyway? Why does Mydell handle it with such a cavalier attitude, resulting in the big error? Why does a burglar break into Mydell's office? Why doesn't Mydell have any money, but can still afford to drive a Porsche and a BMW? Why do the Cordells seem so unconcerned when it comes to their son? And on and on and on.

I love stories about prehistoric humans, such as those in the recent spate of books about modern-day Neanderthals. So I was disappointed that Evolution's Child couldn't have been more imaginative in its treatment of an intriguing idea. -- P.L.



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