Site of the Week -- Nov. 13, 2000
tar Wars fans who wish Yoda had been talking about them when he said
“no--there is another” can finally locate their doppelgangers in that galaxy far, far
away thanks to the “Find Your Star Wars Twin” page.
The page uses a 48+ question quiz to determine which Star Wars
characters the visitor most closely resembles. The questions--which are
based on a standard psychology test--revolve around each participants’
perception of himself and a close friend. It asks them to agree or
disagree with statements such as “I see myself as someone who is talkative” or
“is full of energy.” The quiz takes 5-10 minutes to complete, and at its
end a page appears introducing participants to their “twins.”
Possible matchups include Grand Moff Tarkin (“a highly organized leader
with a keen eye for detail, he occasionally misses a small but crucial
detail”), Wicket (“particularly curious, inventive, and resourceful”),
Tuscan Raiders (“unpredictable, temperamental, and excitable”), Princess
Leia, Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Star Wars pantheon.
-- Kenneth Newquist
Site of the Week -- November 6, 2000
cience Fiction Fact of the Day strives to prove that the truth is much
weirder than fiction. And it manages to succeed.
Each day the site features an article with all sorts of obscure and strange
trivia about shows like Star Trek, Babylon 5 and Doctor
Who. How strange? Most fans know Jeffrey Hunter played Captain
Christopher Pike in the original Star Trek pilot. But unless they’re
die-hards, they probably don’t know that his wife kept him out of the series
because she thought science fiction would torpedo his career. Or that he
tried--and failed--to get the role of architect-dad Mike Brady on The
Brady Bunch. Or that he died at age 42 shortly after being injured in an
onset explosion for his last movie, Viva América.
The site’s is strictly a no-frills affair--there’s no archive of past
features, and messages are posted to its mailing list on an infrequent
basis. These drawbacks aside, its stories are interesting, and it does
provide a nice 30-second diversion from the real world.
-- Kenneth Newquist
Site of the Week -- Oct. 30, 2000
heir logo succinctly illustrates their Prime Directive--a frightened and haloed "sacred cow" sitting dead-center in a sniper rifle's cross-hairs. The pitiful bovine has good reason to be scared, for nothing (and we do mean nothing) is sacred to the jokers at hecklers.com, who celebrate the beauty of bad taste. And while it's not exclusively an SF site, servings of science fiction sacred cows are high on their menu. For example, if you've ever had a desire to control your own Captain Kirk, then you've arrived at Valhalla.
Clicking on the William Shatner Acting Simulator, one of the site's many interactive programs, will bring up a view of the classic Enterprise bridge. Pressing buttons on the keyboard below causes him to spout outrageous sentences in his inimitable style. Watch SimShatner's hairpiece fly at jaunty angles while he strikes his often-mocked melodramatic poses.
Sadly, this past August Obi-Wan Kenobi himself, Sir Alec Guinness, passed away. It was a dark day for fanboys across the globe, not to mention those in galaxies far, far away. But by clicking on Final Last Words, you can hear the dying thoughts of the wizened Jedi Master. And suffice it to say, they are not pretty. The Jar Jar Torture Engine will allow all "fans" of the most infuriating Star Wars character of all time to exact their revenge. And even the actors who only occasional cross over onto science fiction turf are not safe. Charlie Sheen starred in The Arrival--not to mention a few newspaper headlines in recent years--and now he comes to home computers everywhere. Tempt Charlie Sheen will give you the opportunity to offer this Hollywood bad boy various enticements to make him fall off the wagon in the worst of all ways.
Hecklers.com offers a wide variety of games, contests and clever animation gags, ranging from computer viruses to pop icons to political figures to sundries that are absolute non sequiturs. If you like humor that' s not just in poor taste--but rather jokes that make you feel as if something died in your mouth days ago, has risen from the dead and is seeking brains for nourishment--then this is the place to be.
-- Brian Murphy
