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Middle Earth Toys

One toy to rule them all, one toy to sell them...

* Middle Earth Toys
* By Toy Vault
* Gandalf the White
* Earth Balrog

Review by Craig E. Engler

It's not surprising that J.R.R. Tolkien's seminal work The Lord of the Rings spawned merchandise spinoffs ranging from finger puppets to brass belt buckles. The series is chock full of memorable characters that have been immortalized in pewter, porcelain, tile, wedgewood, paint and paper. The latest entry into this market is a new line of action figures from a company called Toy Vault.

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Toy Vault has plans for an extensive line of Rings figures that will include main characters such as Frodo and the Lord Nazgul as well as lesser players like the Barrow Wight. The series kicked off in August 1998 with the introduction of Gandalf and the Balrog, two creations sculpted by fantasy artist Daniel R. Horne. Each figure comes in a standard edition that's widely available, plus three exclusive versions that are a bit harder to come by.

Rather than simply accessorizing the figures to create different editions just to boost sales, Toy Vault turned to the pages of The Lord of the Rings when designing its variants. For instance, the Gandalf figures include the standard Gandalf the White, depicted as he appeared when he faced the Steward of Gondor. Then there's Gandalf the Grey, an exclusive that portrays the mighty wizard as he looked when he met the Balrog of Khazad-dum. Not only does each have different attire, but they sport different heads and staffs as well.

Unfortunately, Toy Vault wasn't quite as rigorous when it came to creating the Balrog. There is the standard Balrog that fought Gandalf, as mentioned above, but then there are also figures like the Forest and Earth Balrogs, which never appeared in The Lord of the Rings. On its Web site, Toy Vault explains, "We infer that besides the one in the Mines of Moria, there were others in isolated parts of Middle-earth that were not relevant to the story that J.R.R. Tolkien was telling in Lord of the Rings."

Wow! Ugh!

When folks first come across the Middle Earth action figures, they tend to have the same reaction. They usually look at Gandalf and all his variants and gush about what a great job Toy Vault has done. Then they look at the Balrog, and their wonderment turns to horror.

It's hard to imagine how Toy Vault could have done something so right and so wrong at the same time. On the positive side, the Gandalf figure should please almost any Rings fan. One look at this work of art and there's no doubt that this is what Gandalf looked like, down to his cape and pipe. The variants are especially well done, and kudos should go to Toy Vault for the ingenious staff included with Gandalf the Grey. It actually lights up!

On the negative side, there's the Balrog. This is a monster described in Tolkien's words as "like a great shadow, in the middle of which was a dark form, of man-shape maybe, yet greater; and a power and a terror seemed to be in it and to go before it." But the Toy Vault version is anything but powerful, and if there is any terror in the cartoonish face...well, then Bugs Bunny can pass for Beelzebub.

Of course, it's to be expected that any new action figure line will have its uneven moments, and hopefully Toy Vault has worked out most of the bugs with the Balrog. The upcoming Frodo and Lord Nazgul seem like they will be on par with the quality of Gandalf, which is particularly promising since it's rather difficult to create a toy Hobbit that doesn't look like a toy.

I can forgive Toy Vault the Balrog since Gandalf is so wonderful. Still, it's probably best that they're not taking a crack at Sauron, "who is never described and would be fairly hard to conceive" according to their Web site. -- Craig E.


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