In a galaxy very, very, very, very far away, the Spaceballs close in on Planet Druidia, whose king, Roland (Dick van Patten), they plan to blackmail for the code to their air shield. Simultaneously, on the planet's surface, the king attempts to reassure his daughter, Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga), that her arranged marriage to Prince Valium (JM J. Bullock) will end happily ever after. Fleeing the altar with her handmaiden, Dot Matrix (Joan Rivers), in tow, Vespa takes off for the safety of space but inadvertently places herself right in the path of the scheming Spaceballs.
Meanwhile, rough-and-tumble rogue Lone Star (Bill Pullman) and his best pal, Barf (Candy), lackadaisically traverse the galaxy in their tricked-out Winnebago, looking for adventure and whatever comes their way, which hopefully does not include the corpulent Pizza the Hutt. King Roland offers them a reward for rescuing Vespa and Dot, and they move in just in time to help the pair out of their futuristic Mercedes and into Lone Star's dingy Winnebago. Though they're relieved to be saved, Vespa's privileged upbringing immediately clashes with Lone Star's low-rent lifestyle, and they are soon locked in some opposites-attract-style chemistry.
Spaceballs leader Dark Helmet (Moranis) is righteously angered by Lone Star's impudence and follows his ship halfway across the galaxy (traveling at ludicrous speed, no less) to reclaim the princess and destroy his nemesis once and for all. But before Helmet can have his revenge, Lone Star meets Yogurt (Brooks), a diminutive alien who offers to teach him the ways of the Schwartz, a mystical power that is hundreds of years old. When Helmet uses his own powers to lure the princess into his clutches, Lone Star, Barf and Dot embark on a last-ditch effort to rescue her, unleashing Lone Star's potential as wielder of the Schwartz and hopefully ridding the galaxy of Spaceballs forever.
Funny in an '80s kind of way





